Salt Is For Curing, Sonya Vatomsky
*explaining kitchen appliances to my pet medieval knights* The microwave, or Micheal the Wavious, and metal fork, or Sir Silver Prong, are sworn enemies and can never cross paths lest their meeting spell destruction for all.
my manifestation of
not shipping something bc i think the characters have a cute romantic relationship and think they would actually be good together, more like i enjoy putting them in a relationship in the same way behavioral scientists enjoy putting mice in obstacle courses
the reason so many characters who “use humor to mask the pain” or “are assholes with hearts that care DEEP down” are mischaracterized in fan content is because fans would like to explore the more vulnerable side implied but not shown all the time in the source, but in doing so forget the outer layer the character actually acts like most of the time, which then echoes as fans begin to immerse themselves in fan content exclusively without going back to the source for a long time. that is to say that you cant separate the outside self a character presents to others from their inner self and insecurities they are and have inside - they may have issues, but theyre still funny and/or an asshole
Richie Hofmann, “Armed Cavalier”
what if jellyfish were just, like, really big. all the time
I Do Everything I’m Told, Megan Fernandes

![[ID: The safest place to bury a body / is in another body, / is in your own body.]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/7fc2083295c71215a10f4510e332ddc9/c65a1ca120d36e23-31/s500x750/143449da70c885f54ae102e30e8b29b29c29e6ae.jpg)




![[ID: I fuck like a last request. / Like I’m saying, / maybe reconsider your departure? / I make you feel like we have choice / in all this. Which is / the real romance]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/661da4b8a9cf19373eb3a6c9c60dc5da/4a03f5cd7040010e-28/s500x750/93f14e1e9ba9be148246de86bde35383b6390af8.jpg)
